Jizzmouth
whilst masterbating, glancing down at your p-n-s at the exact wrong moment to recieve a mouth full of j-zz.
bob- “bro, i was just spankin’ the monkey and i decided to check up on the little guy when all of a sudden boom i got j-zzmouthed.”
innocent bystander- “to much information”
what paul nguyen’s mouth looks like after doing a job well done.
paul came home from work very j-zzmouthed from a long days work
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