Jizznessman


a man who donates all forms of bodily fluids, especially s-m-n, so that he may receive money to pay off a loan shark or some other form of debt instead of opting for more traditional forms of employment.
i heard that hank is quite the j-zznessman. he’s visited the sperm bank several times this week; he brings his own copy of good housekeeping and a photo of laura bush.

Read Also:

  • jizz pistol

    slang word to define the male “p-n-s”. met this filthy wh-r- last night and f-cked her with my j-zz pistol. it was locked, c-cked and ready to rock.

  • job stick

    another name for the p-n-s whaddya say we go back to my place, and i can show you my job stick.

  • johansson

    johansson is a very common surname for a very exentric person. johansson´s are blond, bearded men that put the aww in awesome. commonly johansson´s have good self esteem, but they crack easily under the influence of a beautiful girl. that viking has got the looks of a johansson!

  • joinleaving

    repeatedly entering and leaving a room quickly. can be seen anywhere, but generally used on irc channels when people are either being stupid, are having connection problems, or both. yeah, it was yesterday >matrixd has left the channel. (quit: gooodbye) >matrixd has joined the channel. woops, closed the window yeah, yesterday >matrixd has left the […]

  • Joint Body

    ‘joint body’ was common slang used by members of law enforcement, especially those working undercover to identify and snuff out ex-cons and former felons. the term refers to the physique that an ex-con yields while being in the “joint.” this coupled with a certain strut, or walk on the outside making themselves appear strong and […]


Disclaimer: Jizznessman definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.