jizzoon
a s-xually indiscriminate woman; a slapper. a conflation of the word j-zz with ‘-oon’, to evoke a spitoon, as it were, for glob. like the cuspador, a place you can release problem fluids where spitting them at the wall isn’t a graceful option.
i found half a dozen foil wrappers and a pack of gonorrhea pills in trish’s handbag again. that b-tch is a forrestal-cl-ss j-zzoon.
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