Jizzpanned


when you -j-c-l-t- and the c-m shoots to an unknown location to be later found on your person, piece of furniture, clothing etc
made famous in the film ‘there’s something about mary’. ben stiller -j-c-l-t-s and the j-zz is found hanging from his ear by cameron diaz. he therefore had j-zzpanned his ear.
“i j-zzpanned somewhere, but i have no idea where it went.”
“there’s a ghost j-zzpan around here somewhere. i have to find it”
“dude…..i totally j-zzpanned my hair”.
“i think you might of j-zzpanned last night buddy”

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