jizzslap
1. the act of screaming the word “j-zz” while moving your arm in an overhead circular motion and connecting an open hand to another persons face. usually resulting in the extreme anger of the individual receiving the “j-zz” slap.
2. the act of removing a condom after s-x and firmly grabbing the tip while full force slapping the condom over your partners face, resulting in an open ended explosion of your seminal juices over the persons face. if done hard enough a laseration of the skin will occur and seminal juices will flow into the cut.
“j-zzzz!!!!!!!”
“i gave that nasty sk-nk a j-zzslap”
i.e. sarnik
3 more definitions
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng on to your hand, then slapping your girlfriend or who ever you are having intercourse with in the face.
guy: -j-c-l-t-s into his hand.
girl: sets up for a c-m shot.
guy: j-zzslaps her in the face.
girl: surprised.
when you -j-c-l-t- in your hand and then slap a b-tch in the face with it.
“i f-cked your goat”
“what b-tch -j-zz slap-
when you take your used condom filled with j-zz and slap a hoe in da mouth
trevor-aye mike how did last night go
mike-it was bomb i j-zz slaped the sh-t out that hoe
trevor-ohh d-mn like me and julie last week
mike-d-mn you were gettin dat fo sho
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