jizztory
history with someone’s d-ck. normally happening between a boy and girl.
ex 1:
“oh man, bob’s lookin gooddddd today!”
“bob? the one that has j-zztory with sue?”
“ew. grimey. yeah, that one.”
ex 2:
“fool, im about to hook up with mary tonight at the party. this sh-t’s gonna go down in the j-zztory books”
(n) one’s complete s-xual history including the intimate details that no one really wants to hear.
“wanna hear my j-zztory? well, it all started when i was 7 and i used to flick the head of my wiener.”…..”no, i’m not talking about a hot dog”
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