jizzum


sweet secretion from the male reproductive ogran used in college games, cooking and facial art.
wipe that j-zzum off your face b-tch! i dont wanna snowball!
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thick white fluid containing sperms that is -j-c-l-t-d by the male genitalias. used as noun or verb.
n. – my j-zz smells like fish.

v. – i’m about to j-zz after looking at free p-rn!
j-zzum…comes from the rhythm……from the man….with his gland in his hand….produces chowder…from within um!
“little johnny took out his little wee-wee and tugged on it until it spit up…j-zzum!”
c-m , sperm , spuge , male or female ejackulation fluids….
girl , i got j-zzum all in you hair !!!

you must have be hungry girl , you sucked down all that sweet j-zzum !!!!
the little monsters that reside in your j-zz
there’s j-zzum all over my face
idioms that deals with j-zzing. preferably when not intended to do so… like in the pants, or while walking in the park. see example.
hey steve, your pants “came” out wet.. get it? get it? hardy har har and a big fat cigar?

yeah bob, i get it… nice j-zzums… u t-rdburgler.

ey yo dude! i just j-zzumed all over your mom’s fzzace!

uh, i don’t think you understand what a j-zzum is bro.
a person is so hott, the only word you can use to describe them is the result of what happens when you think about sh-gging them.
kemi: omg that guy was just j-zzum! daym!

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