JIZZUZ
condensed pseudonym that derives from the phrase j-zz-on-us, this cultural idiom originates from the asian race, used frequently on occasion when plebeians shout in excitement, “holy j-zzuz!” in the english language. westerners misinterpreted these clamors of -j-c-l-t–n because of the incomprehensible accentuation of these people from the land of the rising sun, and instead thought their shrieks of joy were referring to the holy messiah himself. this was later found to be untrue based on the anthropological evidence presented by an asian-caucasian and quarter negro in a heated and educational exchange on the popular social-networking website, facebook. so when asians proclaim “j-zzuz” in the middle of prayer, work, and discussion, it is not to use the lord’s name in vain or draw attention to humanity’s savior, but rather to reference the feeling that normally succ-mbs a male before he showers his excitement all over his companions.
“holy j-zzuz, that was the most incredible thing i’ve ever seen!”
“we ask that j-zzuz may enter your lives and lead you on to the path of truth and happiness.”
“j-zzuz is what helps me wake up each day looking on the bright side.”
“i can only thank j-zzuz for the many blessings i have received in my lifetime.”
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