Jizzy-run
the post-coital dash to the nearest bathroom or paper towel suppository for general clean-up. esp. where one lacks the foresight to store a j-zz towel or other under the bed.
“hey stevo, laura’s dad totally busted me mid j-zzy-run last night; i was sporting a semi and a handful of loo-roll. talk about uncomfortable moments…”
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