jizzy
having the properties, physical or visual, of j-zz
man that drink is all j-zzy…
10 more definitions
something so incredibly awesome, it has an -rg-smic effect on someone.
1. yo bro that sandwich was so j-zzy!
2. man, how j-zzy is that car?
3. that girl is the definition of j-zzy!
when everyone knows you on campus as j-zzy even though your name is lisa. j-zzy is known as “having the properties, physical or visual, of j-zz” but she is not known to have an affiliation with j-zz.
buddy: “hey j-zzy”
lisa: “my name is lisa”
buddy: “whatever”
a feeling where you feel happy and have an urge to m-st-rb-t- or s-xually please your self
gosh those men gave me the j-zzies
the j-zzies are strong with this wrong
a man or woman who tells you too much about themselves on your first meeting such that it feels like they are -j-c-l-t-ng information all over you.
“man that guy rob wouldn’t stop talking about himself last night at the party. he was really j-zzy”
friend 1: “how was your date last night?”
friend 2: “well he was trying to put the moves on me by telling everything about himself. it was really j-zzy”
–adjective
stirred emotionally, very excited .
when nate watched the unveiling of apple’s latest laptop computer, he became quite j-zzy about the prospect of owning one.
(adj.) used to describe something so -rg-smic that it causes j-zzing of the pants.
guy #1: oh my g-d, that enriques iglesias is so j-zzy.
guy #2: what? no way, ricky martin is way j-zzier than that queer is!
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