JJ Smoof


noun/adj

an imaginary character that is the coolest guy that has ever lived. his status is sought by many and obtained by none.
someone who is acting like thier sh-t don’t stink. these people can usually be spotted with sungl-sses on in the club.
“look at that douchebag over there trying to look like he’s jj smoof or somebody.”

or

“nick was wearing his gl-sses in the club the other night like he was jj smoof”

or

“rob took his shirt off 2 blocks from the beach on sat-rday. he was jj smoofin’.

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