JLW
“just lose weight” – a non-sequiter, or set of instructions that has no bearing whatsoever on the actual context.
patient to doctor: “my knee hurts.”
doctor: “jlw”
patient to doctor: “i’ve got a rash on my forehead.”
doctor: “jlw.”
jlw is some1 who does things coz they think they r funny , when they are not – … even tho wat they did was quite funny , they shud never b told that !
( h ) james lee warren is a jlw coz of what he put on urban dictionary about hugh rose! ( e )
hughs amazing and hopes no1 finds what he put … despite my subtle clues.. ( a )
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