Jmack Taught Me


a phrase women throughout the world can use when they’ve learned something new about their v-g-n-, by the s-xgod jf-ckingmack.

jmack taught ya.
cosmo: where’d you learn that my g-d ohh oooooooh

wanda: jmack taught me oooooh

cosmo: i need to thank this n-gg-.

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