jmario
like the name “mario”, but for a silly african-american man who can’t write when naming his 12th child.
jamal smith – “shaniqua rashanda tenille rodney named her last baby boy jmario. no doubt his black as will rob a liquor store by the time that mothaf-cka is 8 years ol’…n-gg-!”
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