JMP


jmp is an abbreviation for j-zz my pants. this verb is used to describe something that would make you j your p. similar jimp or cmp
bob: “you see that blonde with the huge t-ts and thong.”

jim: “yeah, she makes me want to jmp.”

bob: “o sh-t, do you have a spare pair of boxers?”
jmp – jump. commonly used in most programming languages.
1.) jmp to int();
2.) don’t really know what is

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