Joaquined
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to let your hair, head and facial or pubic grow out and get wild similar to joaquin phoenix on david letterman.
“boy its been a long winter” my wife told me, “it looks like your p-n-s joaquined”
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to be penetrated deeply in intercourse.
jessica: im so wet and h-rny
ashley: yeaaa?
jessica: i wish i was joaquined right now
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