jobber ramen
extremely cheap generic or store-brand instant j-panese noodles (usually sold for $0.50 or less per package) of inferior or questionable quality and/or flavor. derived from the professional wrestling term “jobber” (a performer who is perpetually -ssigned to lose; a performer lacking in the skills or charisma needed to become a top talent, often relegated to wrestling in opening matches at the beginning of shows) and the j-panese word “ramen” (an adaptation of a chinese phrase that means “pulled/stretched noodles”).
after i was laid off during the dot-com crash, i lived on jobber ramen for six whole months.
what? you’re eating sapporo ichiban? lucky b-st-rd…all i can afford right now is jobber ramen.
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