Jobbie


(scottish usage) a poo poo. variant spelling of joby. plural is jobbies.
ah feel better noo ahv dun a jobbie.
sh-te
i need a whopping jobbie
a childs word for sh-te.
“mummy, i need a jobbie”
scottish word, means to poo or to generally do something.
1)”aye forced oot mah joobie too quack and noo its down mah leg”

2)”will someone help my open this jobbie”
a scottish poo.
i took my dug oot so he could jobbie.
noun. word used to describe almost anything when the speakers brain is not able to work as fast as the speakers mouth.
you know…the jobbie with the things on it!!!

no, no, no, not that, the jobbie, get that f-cking jobbie thing.
contrary to popular belief, the lexeme of jobbie doesn’t have anything to do with defecating. a jobbie can be a thing or place.
1) i am trying to jimmy this jobbie open, but this jobbie won’t jimmy. (or, in ordinary english: i’m trying to pry this thing open, but this thing won’t be pried.)
2) i’m all alone in this jobbie,
no one knows if i’m nice or sn-bby… (rhyming couplet)

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