Jobes
a funny guy with a deep voice.
he is in love with a girl named hannah
he is very tall and loves to laugh.
he is so hot & s-xy.
that girl he is in love with should dump her boyfriend and date him
he smokes and coughs alot
jobe is so awsome!
the author, originator, and co-president of dirty bird inc. uber legit and ready to pwn
dude that jobes kid is mother f-cking fresh!
it’s the f-cking jobe dude, when you’re steeched as f-ck and bout to murk some fools, like it’s your f-ckin job.
dude i’m steeched off my jobe! hahaaha, i’ll murk you dude!
a follower. someone who isn’t their own person and does whatever they think is the popular thing to do. a jobes can be either a guy or girl. sometimes jobeses are people that you would never wanna hang out with, but they somehow manage to infiltrate your group of friends.
“that guy is such a jobes, he used to be all about video games but now all he talks about is sports to try and fit in with the jocks”
a simpleton, someone who is poorly schooled, or someone with a mental deficiency.
origin: movie, the lawnmower man.
if you talk to derek or kickf-g, they seem like such jobes. are you sure they aren’t r-t-rded?
a word that is used instead of a swear word so that parentals dont know that your swearing to someone.
“your such a jobe!”
“look at that jobe!”
“what is that jobing jobe doing to my flowers?!”
1. a coalescing adaptation from the biblical job and of the name “jobe”; as was used in the movie the lawnmower man. it can be used as an interjection, a label, or an expression of grief.
2. a nonsense phrase.
1. what the jobe?!, what in the name of jobe?!
2. that is so jobe!, jobeness, stop jobeing around!, and why are you being so jobe, you jobeitty jobe-jobe?
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