Jobicide


purposely doing something wrong at work so you can get fired instead of quitting
cubicle guy 1: “did you hear (cubicle guy 3) got laid off last week?”

cubicle guy 2: “yeah, he committed jobicide because he didn’t feel like writing a two week notice.”

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