Jobsian Complex


mental disorder defined by the effect of steve jobs fanboyism on the personality of a given subject. often derived from normal, less pathological apple fandom and channeled through unauthorized biographies. common symptoms are one of more of the following : compulsive, neurotic attention to detail, at least partially irrational l-st for secrecy, violent outbursts including the flinging of 80’s electronics at unsuspecting bystanders.
“if he’d kept his jobsian complex in check, bob would have gotten his company’s product out of the door three years ago.”

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