jock ass


a well known athlete who repeatedly makes poor decisions.
a-rod can’t get out of his own way he is such a jock -ss.
a jock that misleads one of his fans that he is an open-minded athlete, then turns on his fan in a very ugly fashion, dropping the facade at the worst possible time to prove he stayed true to being a typical meatheaded jock, thus tarnishing the fan’s impression of the athlete, causing damage to self-esteem.
the fan thought he was diverse and open-minded athlete that was mature beyond his years then the truth reared its ugly head; the big guy the fan considered a caring brother figure turned out to be the most shallow jock-ss known to man, and crushed the fan’s spirit once he heard the rumors spread by the douchebag.
a jock that is an -ss
that jock–ss needs to get off the football field.
a jock who is also an -ss.
captain of the ______ team, and a manwh-r-? what a jock-ss!

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