jock-cancer
refers to when a person becomes obsessed or/and overwhelmed by a sport they have joined to the point where they have no free time or/and they lose interest in their friends or other hobbies.
not to be confused with dedication to the sport or an over-zealous sports fan.
anton: so can you go to the movies this weekend?
jessica: no, i can’t. i’ve got soccer pracitce.
anton: that sucks. how about next week?
jessica: no, i have practice then too. a big game is coming up and i can’t afford not to go.
anton: geez, you haven’t been out in forever. talk about a heavy case of jock-cancer.
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