Jock Licker


someone who is so obsessed with the popular kids at school that they will lick the jock’s jock just to be noticed by them, or because they really like it. also a more heinous nickname for washington huskies qb jake locker.
dude, here comes that jock licker. lets make him do something disgusting for our amus-m-nt.

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