jock off
somthing big or real in an extreme
proper jock off chocolate bar
2 more definitions
(n) a adolescent rich or middle cl-ss male from suburbia
suffering from “little d-ck syndrome” a brain disease which forces them to torment or bully people which they consider to be threats.
characterized by their collective douchiness and cool water cologne, their prey often consists of small males as well as drunk females in which they may often beat up or engage in s-xual intercourse with or both (although pseudo h-m-s-xual relations is usually kept within the pack)
“jockoffs” can always be identified by the heavy use of hollister,aeropostale and hurley brand
products and apparel. transported usually in “tricked out” j-panese sports cars they live at home
until they are thirty and have ten kids.
that group of t-rds you see at the club
that spent more time on their hair than
the girl they’re trying to drunk f-ck
man 1 “look at that jockoff over there hitting on
that drunk girl”
man 2 “careful man. they travel in packs”
male athletic aficionado who m-st-rb-t-s.
the act of masturbation by a male athletic aficionado.
any male who m-st-rb-t-s while observing other males in the locker room.
paul sure is a jock off. yeah, i know. he jocked off again in the locker room this afternoon.
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