jock rock


term used to desribe the unintelligent, bloated, bombastic rock promulgated by nickelback and their ilk.
teddy: man, this sure is some sh-tty music you’re blaring, joe.
alex: yeah, can we turn this jock rock bullsh-t off?
joe: hey f-ck you guys! nickelback f-cking rock!

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