jock squirter
someone who gets h-rny over hockey sticks so when they play hockey they j-zz inside of it and it gets glued to their d-ck
dylan:yo chad what’ve you got in your pants? you’re lookin a little b-mpy
chad:i’m a jock squirter
dylan:so that’s why you sleep with hockey sticks
chad:ya basically oh..and i also sleep with your mom!
dylan:f-ck you!
chad:shut up you stupid sl-t
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