Jock-Strap Junkie


a h-m-s-xual jock, usually the captian or head of a sports team. when they’re not practicing or masterbating to pictures of jake gyllenhaal, they spend most of their time hitting on their teammates, discussing the hottest nfl/nba/mlb/nhl players, and sniffing the eachothers jock straps (thus the term “jock-strap junkie”).
center: hey, have you noticed that jake squeezes when he gives you the “good game” slap?
guard: dude! i thought i was the only one that noticed!
center: do you think he’s gay?
guard: yep. a strait up jock-strap junkie.

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