jock strap respiration
the act of after a physical sporting event (football, lacrosse, etc.) taking your protective cup out of its jock strap and creeping up behind an unsuspecting teammate and placing it forcefully over their nasal p-ssages and mouth. immediatly after doing so, the victim is tackled to the ground and the cup will be held on for as long as possible until the victim fights himself off from the grapple.
post attack, the victim is especially angry and considered extremely dangerous. keep distance and seek shelter.
maximum effect achieved on a hot, humid day after a long practice, in which the cup will reek of a putrid smell and be oddly moist.
shortly called “jsr” or more commonly “the cupface.”
paco gave joe the worst jock strap respiration move i’ve ever seen in my life after lax let out yesterday.
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