jocko homo
a kick-ss song by devo. not as well known as devo’s biggest hit, whip it.
are we not men?
we are devo!
are we not men?
d-e-v-o!
a straight jock who is so straight and so jock-like that he’s obviously a neandertal and/or gay. almost always from the suburbs.(thus it is practically a synonym for “male suburbanite”)
yo, look who’s cruising down the main drag in their white jeep on a friday night lookin’ to get some- it’s species jocko h-m-!
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