jocktism



a mental condition suffered mainly by jocks, and considered to be the exact opposite to autism. sufferers may exhibit symptoms such as low sat scores, above average sporting ability, high testosterone, over developed muscles, extreme self confidence, and a burning hatred for nerds.
i suspected he had jocktism because his noogies were extra hard.

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