Jodhpurs
extremely tight trousers used for horse riding
man 1: blimey, her b-m looks amazing in her jodhpurs!
man 2: that’s why i always slow down when p-ssing riders on the road. they think i’m doing it for safety, when i’m actually doing it to stare at her b-m for longer!
man 1: wow! think i’ve found something better than a girl in yoga pants
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