Joe Cap


1. a male with a wardrobe consisting primarily of hollister clothing who has the tendency to iron his tee shirts and get his hair cut every two weeks.
2. metros-xual
guy 1: “did you watch one tree hill last night?”
guy 2: “no dude, you are such a joe cap!”

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