Joe Cortino


joe cortino: 1) the guy you see on the street found punching babies and scaring young children. 2) a guy who messes with and/or mindf-cks you. 3) one awesome m-f-!
did you see that joe cortino punch that baby or was i just mind f-cked to think that

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