Joe Gies


joseph carlyle gies is an entrepreneur and avid golfer. unfortunately one day joe will not have a hair on his head due to a thing called “male pattern baldness”. joe can be found at any one of the local golf hotspots with his cronies including a small oriental kid. he is also known as jay, jason, jaylord, joe loves gies and a slew of other names. joe is also a big fan of nascar especially tony stewart which means that deep down joe is a ardent redneck. in the future joe will most likely work at a movie theater collecting tickets and being “mad sketch”. a futile attempt was launched to convice joe to shave his head and wear a vest.
10 year highschool reunion “hey joe gies, did you shave your head.”
answer “no you -sshole.”

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