JOE PESCI
a really underrated actor i think. no one can go ballistic like this guy.
“get me a f-cking drink spyder!!”
“….how ’bout you f-ck your self tommy…”
“you gonna let him get away with that tommy”
bang! mother f-cker!
god! i ain’t bullsh-ttin he gets the job done.
i pray to joe pesci every night.
an actor with a career starting in 1961 with an uncredited appearance as a dancer in hey lets twist (1961). now 34 films under his belt including raging bull (1980), the super & jfk (1991) and.. um, the home alone series. not a bright moment i’d say. but, i guess he’s the rich famous guy and i’m the one sitting here writing a definition of him, so who am i to say….?
joe pesci is one crazy m-f-!
when you use your d-ck like a baseball bat, and smack a chick in the face with it while yelling, ” jew mudda f-cka jew mudda f-cka.”
that b-tch is asking for a joe pesci.
to bring a girl to a car and immediately lower her head to one’s p-n-s for oral s-x
1:05 of casino
it’d be great to joe pesci a b-tch and have her but gas in the car
an actor who sadly retired. he is also the grand master of profanity especially with the word “f-ck” . seriously james lipton should interview this guy
a few example below.
and now an exquisite example from a fine film called casino in which joe pesci plays a mobster name “nicky santoro”
“you took your boots off? you put your feet on the table?! you sh-t-kicking- stinky-horse-manure-smelling-mother f-cker you?!?! you f-ck me up over there, i’ll stick you in the desert!!!ya understand, go there and apologize!!!!!
another example from casino
“peeka boo ya f-cks you. i see you now mother f-cker”
and the best ones
“f-ck me? f-ck me? you motherf-cker f-ck my mother!?”
“charlie m? charlie m?!! you made me popped your f-cking eye out of your head to protect that piece of sh-t?!?!? charlie m?!? you dumb mother f-cker you!!!!!
someone starts on another person in the street or there is major grievance between two people the attacker or defender will make the case known that he is not amused.
attacker: “look u want some?”
defender: “ere, dont make me go joe pesci on ya”
attacker and defender then ensue in an almighty bl–dy battle to the death on the streets.
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