joe schmo


a regular person. often but not necessarily with a slightly negative connotation. etymologically related to “average joe” and “schmo” a yiddish word for idiot.
i’m scared as h-ll of becoming some joe schmo, watching football, drinking beer that my fat wife brings me, and blaming my farts on my dog.

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