Joel Velazquez


a guy that jams out to red hot chili peppers & sublime while he has a blunt in his hand.

joel’s velazquez are guys that smoke alot of pot, skinny & tall , mirror image of the lead singer from 30h!3, always with a girl named afrika
their goes a joel velazquez!

that kid was such a “joel velazquez running with that girl!

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