Joel Zumaya
the hardest throwing pitcher in baseball history. plays for the detroit tigers. possible closer in 2009-2010 season. often lasered throwing the ball at 103 mph. his fastest recorded is 104.8 mph known for his infamous injuries which include playing guitar hero, and helping move boxes in his parents attic because of the californian wildfires
joel zumaya strikes out the side!
Read Also:
- Aamari
a girl or boy who is loving but don’t test them. they love to sing and dance. ohh she/he can sing that’s an aamari
- Kanekapile
hawaiian word that doesn’t really have a translation but means to talk story and play music. you like kanekapila this weekend?
- Lovinah
a name to call someone that you love and adoreso very much. montana rhea is my lovinah.
- Faggot Pussy
another term for the human -sshole based on the theory that a gay man would take a female -n-s over a v-g-n-. this therefore makes all -ssholes technically “f-ggot p-ssys”. zach: hey, wanna go to outlaws and pick up some dudes? chad: yeah, bro. i could totally use some f-ggot p-ssy.
- Lord Worm
legendary vocalist of the band “cryptopsy”. known for his unique vocals and dark lyrics. see cryptopsy. lord worm freaking rocks.