Joel’s Law


joel’s law states that all events have a one in two chance in happening, commonly expressed as jl.
therefore, p(anything)=jl=1/2.
does not apply to joel’s law.
kid one – dude, i’m totally going to fail this test today.
kid two – it’s not that bad, according to joel’s law, you have a jl chance of p-ssing.

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