joe’s flakes
when joe comes over your house and squats over a bowl and drops his drawers. on this day he has a particularly bad case of itchy scrot and -n-l gout. he then will scratch his genitals and -n-l orifice while the bowl collects his delicious offering. then he abuses his case of -n-l seepage and hemorrhaging and fills the bowl with his bl–dy filth. this is a delicacy which every man woman and child should enjoy.
joe came over the other day gave every member of my family a bowl of joe’s flakes.
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