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• Denver Diner

  when two people are in a “69” position, with a p-n-s or v-g-n- in their mouth, their nose is inserted into their partners -n-s, then their partner sprays sh-t into their nose, down their throat, and possibly all over their face. i had chili fries at the denver diner, then my girlie had those exact […]

• difficult penguin

  requires guy to be wearing tuxedo and girl in a formal gown. guy sneaks up behind girl and ties her legs together. he then flips her dress over her head, drops his pants and starts doing her from behind. she invariably tries to waddle away and flap her hands at him. he then chases her […]

• Digipen goggles

  when normally unattractive girls seem smokin’ hot because of an extended period of time attending digipen inst-tute of technology (which is nearly void of females). whenever i go to somewhere in the real world i think “whow, girl, whow!” because of these d-mned digipen goggles. when one is attracted to a female purely because they […]

• Dildo lips

  lips that have been inflated with colagen to the point that they look fake. meg ryan’s career went south once she got those d-ld- lips.

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