Joey Scale


a unit of measuring how bad the smell from a #2 is.
rated from 0.0 to 1.0 joeys tells how bad it smells.
0.0 to 0.49 is relatively minor, 0.5 is a normal human.
0.51 to 0.99 is strong.
1.0 joeys is defined with paint peeling, a black cloud, and a sense of accomplishment.
anything 1.1+ is epic! contact a physician immediately!!!
person 1: what did that rate on the joey scale?
person 2: 0.9, don’t go in there for a while.

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