joeytwotoke


slave owner of f-ggot -ss sensei sushi x’s mother, who by the way gives great head when she takes her dentures out.

is currently smoking pot and owning people in the face with wicked thrash metal guitar solos.
2 cool 4 school and noobs must die instantly.

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