Jog and Flog
when someone is caught lurking and jerking they must make a timely getaway, thus resulting in an unfortunate jog and flog.
phil: why the h-ll are you all out of breath and sweating profusely?
pat: just got caught doing a lurk and jerk at the mall.
phil: that still doesn’t explain why you’re so sweaty…
pat: mall security caught me behind the tanks at the pet store, so i had to pull a quick jog and flog all the way to the bus stop.
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