Jog the Dog
to jog the dog is to stroke ones p-n-s vigorously until -rg-sm is achieved, in other words, masturbation.
the sudden urge to “jog the dog” may occur when;
1. you’ve been c-ck blocked and all out of options.
2. you’re h-rny.
3. you’re bored.
4. your both bored and h-rny.
5. you can’t get some from your girlfriend/wife/etc.
6. can’t afford your local prost-tutes.
looks like kevin is off to jog the dog!
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