Jogblocked
when you want to go jogging, but there are either too many people on the track already, or a sporting event like a football game or track meet, so you can’t go jogging.
chris: why didn’t you go jogging today?
misti: there was a football game so i couldn’t jog on the track….i got jogblocked.
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