Johan Franzen


franzen (fron-zen):

1) noun: swedish hockey player for the detroit redwings. nicknamed ‘the mule’ for his large physical size, franzen was noted for an outstanding year in the 2008 nhl playoffs.

2) adjective: something with great value and general high regard.

3) verb: to conquer with ease. often used in a s-xual context.
1) “when i grow up, i want to be just like johan franzen.”
“no one can stop the franzen.”

2) “this beer is f-ckin franzen.”
“d-mn girl, you lookin’ franzen tonight. let me buy you a drink”

3) “i franzened that physics final this morning.”
“that girl in the red? yeah, i franzened that last thursday.”

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