johanna wagstaff
johanna wagstaff is a weird woman who loves to grind with tectonic plates. you can usually see her in vancouver trying to create an earth-quake by grinding with the sand causing quicksand.
today i saw on the news that johanna wagstaff had finally caused the mega-thrust earthquake in vancouver by grinding as hard as she could with the tectonic plates. the reporter asked johanna how it started she said “the connection i feel with the tectonic plates is stronger than extreme weather and climate change #science valentines so i f-cked them and f-ck all the people who say otherwise because my goal has finally come true”. after that she was arrested
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