John 5

one of the greatest guitarists ever. just listen to “para-noir” from the golden age of grotesque. real name is john lowery.
jimmy: did you hear john 5 quit manson?
mike: he didn’t quit you f-cking dipsh-t, he got kicked out!
former guitarist of marilyn manson and current lead guitarist for rob zombie. started a side project band called loser, which never truly came into the mainstream. he has worked with artists including garbage, avril lavigne, and david lee roth. overall he is a powerful and influential figure in the guitar industry, appearing at the namm show every year.

his style is quite freeform, but still has a steady beat. his metal influences are obvious in his latest alb-m the devil knows my name, but he also branches into bluegr-ss and straight up blues through some of the alb-m as well as his older works (vertigo, songs for sanity).

his split with marilyn manson was entirely mutual. manson did not fire him, and john did not quit. after holy wood’s tour, he simply felt he needed to branch out into other directions/work on his solo alb-ms more.

if you know him just because of manson and zombie, good god check out his stuff. his solos are absolutely devastating. great solo artist.
john 5 is the musical equivalent of climaxing in an old person’s crutches.
the split was amiable people! they decided it together. 5 felt constricted in the band, because he was stuck to one style of music, and manson was p-ssed because he had been working with other artists. they are still cool with eachother.
5’s instrumental alb-m, vertigo, kicks some serious musical -ss.

he is working on a new band called “loser” right now.
a kick-ss guitarist, best know for wielding a wide array of cl-ssic fender telecasters, as well as many custom john5 tele’s. he is best known for his solo instrumental alb-ms, which showcase his tremendous talent, but he has worked with everyone from marilyn manson and rob zombie, to lynard skynard, david lee roth and paul stanley. his style is a blend of heavy speed metal, cl-ssical, spanish flamenco, and country. he is one of the most accomplshed guitarists around today. his real name is john lawry.
john 5 and manson split because of creative differences, n-body was kicked out or quit.
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d-mn! john 5 is my favorite guitarist ever!
a kick-ss guitarist, best know for wielding a wide array of cl-ssic fender telecasters, as well as many custom john5 tele’s. he is best known for his solo instrumental alb-ms, which showcase his tremendous talent, but he has worked with everyone from marilyn manson and rob zombie, to lynard skynard, david lee roth and paul stanley. his style is a blend of heavy speed metal, cl-ssical, and country. he is one of the most accomplshed guitarists around today.
oh man, he’s the next john5

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‘ll never be as good as john5
n.former guitarist of marilyn manson.

v.to blow your load on a girl’s chest then lick it off. (he likes to do this according to metalsludge.com so i just made it into a verb.)
n. it that john 5 quit manson’s band.

v. last night i john 5ed some big t-tied wh-r-.
the best guitar player ever. marilyn manson kicked him out of the group for no reason. hottest man ever.
what stupid -ss would kick the best guitar player ever out of his group?
marilyn manson